"boredalways" (boredalway666)
07/01/2016 at 19:44 • Filed to: IAMSOFAKINGWETODDEDD
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"boredalways" (boredalway666)
07/01/2016 at 19:44 • Filed to: IAMSOFAKINGWETODDEDD | 0
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
(Some Adult Language and a Funny Ending Ahead)
PART 2 (such is life):
So now knowing my fate, I decide to go on with my day as best as possible.
“Hey, I have shorts that I need to exchange at the mall”
So I put my shirt back on (more on that in a moment), hope in the car, and off to the mall I go.
Just as I’m about to turn into the mall property, I get my first taste of stressed out, road raging bullshit that we all unfortunately witness on holiday weekends – let the video explain it:
So that happened. And if you’re wondering why I’m not loosing my shit over this now is because I’ve had time to calm down. Besides if we happen to cross paths this weekend, I will just go about my business ignoring him. …and hope for his sake he doesn’t put his hands on me.
Anyway, business at the mall is complete and I’m headed home. Unfortunately, I was treated to more road raging. Luckily, it wasn’t directed at me as you’ll see in this video:
[Note to readers: If you have suggests on reasonably priced dash cams, please list them below…I have time on my hand to research them, aha!]
I do wish I got it on camera, but those folks embarrassed themselves enough. And the weekend is just starting!
Moments later, I’m finally safe at home again. I walk in. Greet the cats and walk upstairs to change clothes – t-shirt and gym shorts time! I reach to unbutton my shirt and the button seems to be caught in the material.
I try again. No luck. So I look down to see what’s up. I’m greeted with a surprise:
MY SHIRT IS ON INSIDE OUT!!!
I LEFT THE HOUSE,
DROVE TO THE MALL,
SHOPPED IN THE MALL,
DROVE HOME FROM THE MALL,
ALL WITH MY SHIRT INSIDE OUT,
AND. I. DIDN’T. EVEN. NOTICE.
Finally I achieved a proper, cathartic laugh. Lasted a good minute, too!
I needed it.
So to all you Opponauts and Jalops, ENJOY THE 4 TH AND BE SAFE OUT THERE!
*now to have a beer
Steve in Manhattan
> boredalways
07/01/2016 at 20:00 |
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Sallie Mae did that double debit thing to me a long time ago ... trying to get a credit was unsuccessful, so I had to take money on a credit card to bump up my account to the black. Bank understood - did not charge me any fees.
Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
> Steve in Manhattan
07/01/2016 at 21:06 |
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A few years ago, they erroneously doubled my principal from about $75k to $150k. On the phone, they promised it would be fixed in 4-6 weeks and when I asked for written confirmation of the error they told me that they are not allowed to give anything in writing. I was supposed to trust them after a $75,000 error!
Words can’t describe how much I hate Sallie Mae / Navient.
Chasaboo
> boredalways
07/01/2016 at 23:04 |
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Americans suck during holiday. They just get way too agro.
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Steve in Manhattan
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
07/01/2016 at 23:38 |
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Change our identities and move overseas? I owe 140K and long to be free of it as my law degree is near useless.